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Welcome to Parmelee Library... where revenge is overdue, bodies don't stay buried, and ghosts wear lipstick.
When lifelong nemeses Abigail Finster and Petula Farnsworth clash over the same coveted librarian position, the quiet town of Rockwell is about to get anything but quiet. What starts as a petty rivalry between two brilliantly twisted women spirals into dark hilarity, deception, and one highly suspicious accident involving an antique pistol and a very unlucky chair.
But Abigail isn’t one to stay dead.
As Petula and her reluctant sidekick Madeline scramble to cover up what should have been the end of their lifelong feud, strange things start happening at the library: missing teeth, haunted hallways, and an escalating series of pranks that suggest Abigail might still be lurking... somewhere below.
Is it guilt? Ghosts? Or just classic Abigail Finster chaos?
The Librarian is a dark comedy of manners, murder, and mayhem—a deliciously unhinged story where friendship is tested, secrets are buried (literally), and revenge is a dish best served from the basement tunnels of an unsuspecting library.
Diane Upton delivers a wickedly sharp tale where the Dewey Decimal System might not save you—but laughter just might.